Welcome. This is the recorded history of The Proletariat, the most socialist guild in the World of Warcraft. We spend a lot of time yelling and a lot of time drunk, so this is probably true-ish at best.
Guild History
July 4, 2008: Formation
Oishi, Yastrzemski, Somn, and seven of their closest friends formed the guild. Unfortunately, those seven other dudes were all kidnapped by ninjas commanded by a pimp, who also erased our memories and stole 5 gold per dude from Oishi.